Hold the phone and the mayo
literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

theonion:

White Male Privilege Squandered On Job At Best Buy

capsicleandmetalman:

sideshowasylum:

haythamkenwayscreed:

lollipocalypse:

loki-cat:

lets all stop fighting and just hand over the presidency to robert downey jr

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He can’t be president

Convicted Felon

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lets just ignore that rule for his term. 

monsterfoundry:

This is the best thing ever.

ghostmancain:

silver-jet:

Fencing, Scottish style

I laugh every time I see this.

ghostmancain:

silver-jet:

Fencing, Scottish style

I laugh every time I see this.

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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couerdedanse:

ADOPTED A NEW DOG

WANTED TO SEE IF MADELEINE PLAYS WELL WITH ROTHBART

THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY GETTING OFF TO A GOOD START, NO???

I can’t hear myself think but that’s okay.

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albatrossthesoup:

albatrossthesoup:


DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO

DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

Is it that time of year already?

cheese3d:

complaining about dads

cheese3d:

complaining about dads

little-miss-china:

sunwukong-stoaway:

sailorsuited-target:

condorheroofchaos:

sunwukong-stoaway:

sambofotson:

Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Correct, that is Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Tumblr Pro is featuring Doug Dimmadome, Onwer of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome founder and inventor of the Dimmsdale Dimmadollars coiner of the term “Dimmadarn” and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice?

I am so Dimmadone.

little-miss-china:

sunwukong-stoaway:

sailorsuited-target:

condorheroofchaos:

sunwukong-stoaway:

sambofotson:

Tumblr Pro Ft. Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?!

Correct, that is Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. Tumblr Pro is featuring Doug Dimmadome, Onwer of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

The same Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome founder and inventor of the Dimmsdale Dimmadollars coiner of the term “Dimmadarn” and owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they’re showing Crash Nebula?

On Ice?

I am so Dimmadone.

freckled-shards:

snowflake1814:

rebeca-flores:

coward:

coward:

coward:

ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever

i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post

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No one ever messages me. 😒

I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this

frick thats so cute

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albatrossthesoup:

albatrossthesoup:


DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

DOO DOO DOO DEE DOO DOO DOO

DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO DOO

Is it that time of year already?